Yoda says: "Carrying a Victoria Secret shopping bag does not sexy make you.">>I'm adding a new, regular segment to the blog. From time to time Jedi master Yoda will provide pearls of wisdom for us. Thankfully the rest of the blog will not be in "yoda-speak."<<
Women of Boston! Hear me. Stop it!
What is your aim? Do you think carrying a Victoria Secret shopping bag somehow makes you more alluring? EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR LUNCH IS IN THAT BAG. Not a cami. Not a demi. Not a frisky bra and panty set. It's probably yogurt. Or maybe an orange.
Buy a frickin' totebag like the rest of the commuters. One can find many attractive totes and bags online or maybe even at the shopping mall where you bought your sexy underthings. The VS shopping bag was provided for the sole purpose of carrying your unmentionables - from the mall - to your home - where your husbands eyebrows, upon site of the pink, striped bag will do the sideways suggestive slant as to inquire "just what do you have in store for me." It was not meant to be your luggage.
And please, you with the white keds. Frickin' hell. You have many footwear options; please give it some thought.
posted by Reff at
9:16 AM
3 Comments:
Are you just mad that I never come home with a Victoria's Secret bag? Ask Karen! They are not kind to us breast-challenged women!
And, I'm with you on the Keds. Ugh and double ugh.
Love Yoda even though I've never seen him in that movie.
By
Fairly Odd Mother, At
9:58 PM
OK Yoda, how about this one: a young woman sat next to me on the train and started browsing her recent Victoria's Secret catalog. What's up with that?
And FOM: there are plenty of options for everybody!
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KJC, At
9:55 AM
I had a Vic Secret credit for 6 months. Had to buy THERMAL PAJAMAS because they don't quite believe that women have boobs under a B-cup. How do you think my hubbie felt when he saw the pink bag on the counter?
By
mrs. Q, At
10:40 AM
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